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Have you heard of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
I’m a total convert. Love it.
In a moment of divine intervention – i have created a ASCII rendering of his Noodlyness for all to enjoy.
i give you:
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~@~@~
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Imelda Marcos and I are born of the same tree, i swear.
i may not be in the position to match her shoe for shoe, but i counted my shoes the other day and I can account almost 70 pairs of shoes inside my house – right now accessible in 15 seconds. yes. almost 70 pairs of shoes. and proud of it 🙂
enjoy:
The regular shoes!
and the fancies!
Heel tunnel! (and my laundry! 🙂
ohh la la!
Pootie had to come approve the selection 🙂
… She’s fancy – i think she liked ’em 🙂
Today, i cleaned. if you know me, you know what kind of accomplishment this can be. one of my major conquests? the bookshelf. ONLY books and photo albums were allowed to stay…on the bottom two shelves…pretty much….yeah.
ANYWAY – i decided to share with you my menagerie of odd books, interests and tidbits that grace my little literary corner:
ok, here goes; top to bottom, left to right.
TOP SHELF!
The Undomestic Goddess (btw – SO not true! : )), Sophie Kinsella
She’s Come Undone, Wally Lamb
Shopaholic Ties the Knot, Sophie Kinsella
Can You Keep a Secret?, Sophie Kinsella (sensing a theme? these are all the series of the Confessions of a Shopaholic series – something i SO discovered before the tacky movie came out!)
Rescuing Rose, Isabel Wolff
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Tom Robbins
The Undomestic Goddess, Sophie Kinsella (again apparently?!)
Taltos, Anne Rice
Shopaholic Takes Manhattan, Sophie Kinsella
Violin, Anne Rice
Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte ( <–LOVE)
Lasher, Anne Rice
(yeah, so i don’t organize them in any reasonable way – how alphabetized is YOUR shelf?!)
Summer Sisters, Judy Blume ( ive read this maybe 1,000 times)
Redneck Haiku, Mary K. Witte
Second Nature, Alice Hoffman (one i passed the BSC days and out read the writing skills of Ann M. Martin, i read every one of these books written!)
If you Like Pina Coladas …, Al Hoff
A Promising Man, Elizabeth Young
Pretty Little Dirty, Amanda Boyden
Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress, Shelly Mazzanoble (I SWEAR THIS ONE’S BORROWED–ANGUS!)
The Nanny Diaries, Emma Mclaughlin and Nicola Kraus
(the nameless white spine:) The Counterpane Fairy, Katharine Pyle (impossible to find actual editions 0f – my grandma has one and i remember her reading it to me when i was little)
The Parrot Who Thought She Was a Dog, Nancy Ellis-Bell (she’s my boss!)
Bartlett’s Words for the Wedding, Brett Fletcher Lauer and Aimee Kelley (a left over from my friend’s June wedding – they’re just to the right – and my bridesmaid pic on the right.) These sit atop a few framed photos, my real estate and notary certificates and one three-ring bidner.
BOTTOM SHELF!
Essentials of Real Estate Economics, Dennis J. McKenzie and Richard M. Betts (you’re real estate agent should be informed, no!?)
Gateway to the Redwoods, The Willits News (this was self-published locally by our newspaper – who i work for. I dont know how else to get one than coming into the office!)
A Guide to Microsoft Office 2000 Professional, Beth Brown and Bruce Presley (an old textbook im hoarding)
(the next two are two of my faves – have you SEEN postsecret?!)
My Secret: A PostSecret Book, Frank Warren
The Secret Lives of Men and Women, Frank Warren
Bentley’s Snowflakes CD-ROM and Book, W. A. Bentley
Photoshop 6 Down and Dirty Tricks, Scott Kelby (funny cause im embarking on cs4 as we speak!)
Web Design and Development Using XHTML, Jeffrey Griffin, Carlos Morales, and John Finnegan
Photoshop CS3, Visual Quickstart Guide, ElaineWeinmann
Your Goats, Gail Damerow (Just in case i have a question!)
AND NOW, THE HOLY GRAIL – IVE READ THIS BOOK SSSSSSSOOOOOOOO MANY TIMES!! 1056 pages in the paperback – i have the hardcover!
The Witching Hour, Anne Rice
Lasher, Anne Rice
The Irritable Male Syndrome, Jed Diamond (another former boss!)
When Mother was Eleven-Foot Four; A Christmas Memory, Jerry Camery-Hoggatt
The Hidden Messages in Water, Masaru Emoto and David A. Thayne (more snowflake goodness!)
The Blue Day Book, Bradley Trevor Greive
The Meaning of Life, Bradley Trevor Greive
then, 11 photo albums including my parent’s wedding album, my days in high school, lots of pets and animals and much more.
There is also a green photo album laying on the top of the bottom shelf’s books since it was too tall…and a few random framed pictures that i dont want up and dont want to toss…
On top of the big green album is my one and only copy of International Tattoo Art magazine. Its really cool 🙂
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What’s on your shelf??
Here’s poot in all her raspberry box glory:
I lurve her 🙂
... marshmallow dreams 